Everything you read in the mainstream media is 100% true. Please, go back to your jobs. If you have not got a job you are a worthless human being. Consume, consume, consume until we have no planet left to consume. What you need to do is buy things that you don't need. That's the best way to support the economy...
Saturday, 31 October 2009
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
All New Facebook Application!
Too many Facebook friends?
Sick of looking at those ugly faces?
Tired of all those shitty invites and pointless ramblings about what they had for dinner but don't want to deal with the fallout of deleting your boss?
Check out the all new Facebook application...
PEED OFF FILES
That's right. Just load this up and you'll receive photographs of paedophiles that you can post as your profile picture. Guaranteed to outrage your "friends" so much they'll want to fuck off there and then!
To upload this application, all you need to do is submit your own photograph and press 'I Did It'.
W Hunt Apps Inc
Sick of looking at those ugly faces?
Tired of all those shitty invites and pointless ramblings about what they had for dinner but don't want to deal with the fallout of deleting your boss?
Check out the all new Facebook application...
PEED OFF FILES
That's right. Just load this up and you'll receive photographs of paedophiles that you can post as your profile picture. Guaranteed to outrage your "friends" so much they'll want to fuck off there and then!
To upload this application, all you need to do is submit your own photograph and press 'I Did It'.
W Hunt Apps Inc
Monday, 26 October 2009
GPO Film Unit - Post Office, 1935 and 2009
Is a video by Bazarov from the album 'Synthetic Landscapes' (2009). Images are from the GPO Film Unit, London, 1935. Beautiful.
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GPO Film Unit - Love on the Wing, 1938
Although primarily established as a pr exercise, the GPO Film unit was staffed by Marxist idealists interested in the avant-garde and Love on the Wing is a beautiful work of surrealist art that moves from Dali, through Magritte to Klee and of which Terry Gilliam would have been proud.
GPO Film Unit - The Fairy of the Phone, 1936
The GPO Film Unit of the 1930s is perhaps best remembered for its production of Night Mail, which borrowed from the aesthetics of Soviet cinema and turned an explanation of the travelling post office into a hymn to collective labour. The Film Unit started as part of the post office's publicity department. The Fairy of the Phone, inspired by a Russian cartoon film, is a hugely entertaining, funny and camp movie offering advice about telephone manners.
Sunday, 25 October 2009
Big Chief Pixie's Letter to Pixies
Dear Pixies,
I recognise that things have not been going too great lately and I have decided to change our industrial relations strategy in the hope that we can all get along better. I look forward to seeing you all tomorrow morning. Below is our new strategy, in the form of a poem, which I hope will set the tone for our discussions.
You want to take it slow
and we're losing all control.
We try to make it work
but the service is the worst
and it's crazy.
You're all so fucking lazy.
No but, yeah but, no but.
So just shut up, shut up, shut up.
Just shut up, shut up.
Just shut up, shut up, shut up.
Just shut up, shut up.
Yours sincerely
Big Chief Pixie
I recognise that things have not been going too great lately and I have decided to change our industrial relations strategy in the hope that we can all get along better. I look forward to seeing you all tomorrow morning. Below is our new strategy, in the form of a poem, which I hope will set the tone for our discussions.
You want to take it slow
and we're losing all control.
We try to make it work
but the service is the worst
and it's crazy.
You're all so fucking lazy.
No but, yeah but, no but.
So just shut up, shut up, shut up.
Just shut up, shut up.
Just shut up, shut up, shut up.
Just shut up, shut up.
Yours sincerely
Big Chief Pixie
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