before catastro became a computer-program, he was coricocat's husband. their burton-taylor style relationship could be described as who's afraid of vagina wolf meets war of the roses. during one of their frequent misanthropic drinking sessions, catastro and coricocat had argued over whose turn it was to choose the music. during the argument, catastro fell over drunk and his heart was pierced by an upright spike on the fireplace. desperately wanting to save catastro, coricocat tenderly sawed off his head and place it in a fluid-filled vat, connecting his nerve-endings to their super-scientific amstrad computer. this causes catastro to have the illusion that he is still alive and everything is perfectly normal, although all he is really experiencing is the result of electronic impulses travelling from the computer to his nerve endings. catastro's beautiful lover, his mammoth drinking sessions and his alternative european lifestyle are all illusion created by coricocat who feels guilty about the fight.
ten years on, coricocat tires of not being able to enjoy sex with the cat in the vat, so she meets neocat on an online dating site. she chooses neocat because he is the opposite of catastro - neocat believes that he lives in a virtual simulation and that all humans are kept in vats, wired up to a vast supercomputer. but at least she can enjoy sex with neocat. or, at least, she thinks she is...
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