The latest soldier to win the George Cross has criticised Gordon Brown for betraying the army and reveals he now works in a shit job at a call centre selling insurance.
"My medal says I am a successful hired killer, a man of extraordinary thuggery," says Private Parts. "But now I'm being shafted like everyone else in this country and work in a call centre. My life has gone from shit to extremely shit."
"I was brought up thinking that if I shot and terrorised men, women and children abroad, I would get some kind of special treatment. It seems this government just doesn't care about their hired thugs any more and is quite happy to exploit them the way they do everyone else. It's just not fair."
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What private parts fails to understand is that he is helping solve the banking crisis. By working in a call centre he is earning fantastic money, then paying tax and national insurance and that this is then being used to pay the pension of 'Sir Fred Goodwin'. If he wasn't working in the call centre then he may well have used his 'skills' to overthrow an illegal illegitimate undemocratic government, and I'm not talking about Karzai.
ReplyDeleteMind you Private Parts and his colleagues have shown great courage and fortitude in maintaining the Karzai government and all the lives lost and the injuries sustained have not been in vain. No, it has been an heroic period in our history because as Harry would say 'we do bad things to bad people', now he is a real hero, on his computer calling up an air strike and then seeing human beings being blown apart using our technology. What a hero, what a guy, bet he's not in a call centre like Private Parts. I wonder how Chelsea is! TAG
It would appear that Private Parts has lost five of his colleagues in an attack by an Afghan soldier who has been trained and mentored by the British soldiers. This is bizarre.TAG
ReplyDeleteWell what else would you expect? If the shoe was on the other boot things would be different. Therefore we should not put up with this kind if jibberish. We must put our foot down with a firm hand and stop it.
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I don't remember too well, but I think John Wayne was in it.
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